Orange have come up trumps and offered me a new phone early - because I'm a legend obviously 
 
  I can have anything they sell for nothing, with the exception of 
this bad boy, the SPV M2000 which will cost me £50. 
 Any self respecting gadget bloke would be after the best he could get his hands on with all the features you'll never use etc etc 
 
  So, suggestions/tips/recommendations etc fire away. Inspire my future communications with your knowledge!