| Monday smilie Marriage
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married too other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
Good," she replied. "Get your own f***** blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted. | 
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