Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > DVLA warning

[swannymere]

In order to assist other motorists to
identify potentially dangerous drivers, it's
now compulsory for anyone with a lower than
average IQ and driving ability to display a
warning flag.

The flag (comprising a red cross on a white
background) must be attached to the top of at
least one door of their vehicle.

For drivers of exceptionally low mental
ability, additional flags are required.

*** Warning ends ****

[guest1]

I got told that:
No flags or attachments - means driver is OK or could be unmarked cop car
Green L Plate - newly qualified driver, liable to be obeying the speed limit
Red L Plate - learner driver, liable to be obeying speed limit and using turn indicators
One red cross on white flag - numpty driver, could be inebriated and liable to bursts of road rage at the mere mention of the Germans
Two "red cross on white" flags - total ******** and obviously has more money than sense - liable to be driving 4x4 works vehicle and definitely stolen if seen on road during England match.



There is the poverty version of the flag going down the M62 every morning - it's a white ford escort van with a red cross stuck to the side made out of about ten rows of red insulation tape.

[ariel]

How do we identify the Anti English?

[raykay748R]

Easy, they'll be the ones cheering come the world cup final.

[TopiToo]

Hello

I will be out on the bike during the matches, as the roads will be quiet.


regards

TopiToo