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Old 08-Jun-2006, 10:52
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Typical, bluddy typical....
I save money each month by putting a percentage of my salary into the company share ownership scheme. Every six months I get a block of shares that are held by a broker in the States in dollars. So in the last month or so...

My company announces quarterly results that beat analysts expectations...Hurrah...my shares should go up a lot and I can sell 'em to cream off the profit.

The downside is that they announced the results on the same day that Wall St took it's biggest slide for 3 years...DOH...the shares are only worth what I paid for them.

Apparently, it was Bernanke the new chairman of the federal reserve who hinted, in an unguarded comment to a NY journalist over dinner, that US interest rates might be on their way up.

What's wrong with these people? Don't they know I need some new Diablo Corsas?

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Old 08-Jun-2006, 10:56
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You mean you haven't been employing an active hedging strategy? What's wrong with you man?!
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Old 08-Jun-2006, 10:57
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Old 08-Jun-2006, 11:00
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You mean you haven't been employing an active hedging strategy?

Yes, I have been employing an active hedging strategy...

I've tried to avoid getting fired through "Harry the Hedge" on every BHCN rideout

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Old 08-Jun-2006, 11:03
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Capitalist!

Ahhhhhh.....Mr Beancounter...

I see that your signature has changed from 'Superlight' to 'SP3', all you need now is an SP1, SP2 and SP5 to complete the set

Must've needed a fair bit of 'capital' yerself

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Old 08-Jun-2006, 11:10
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Ahhhhhh.....Mr Beancounter...

I see that your signature has changed from 'Superlight' to 'SP3', all you need now is an SP1, SP2 and SP5 to complete the set

Must've needed a fair bit of 'capital' yerself

And one day I shall have them all, sir!

(Laughs in a megolomaniac manner)
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Old 08-Jun-2006, 11:16
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Working at your age Jools.....

good on ya fella!
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Old 08-Jun-2006, 11:18
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Working at your age Jools.....

god on ya fella!

chuckle chuckle

Whadya mean 'god on me'? Are you a priest now or something ya cheeky young fecker?

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Old 08-Jun-2006, 11:37
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Whadya mean 'god on me'? Are you a priest now or something ya cheeky young fecker?

sorry gramps!

no........priests scare me!

Workwise im shagged at the mo.....gotta wait for my court date and see how long i get....

peeps think 6 month ban....i think a year.

Moving to Wales friday after my pembrey trackday for 6 months!woohoo!
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Old 08-Jun-2006, 11:42
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peeps think 6 month ban....i think a year.

I think more like 6 months to a year INSIDE!!!

Don't drop the soap!

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