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[clint]

A Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of
interest,
How moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash."£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit...'' says the Irishman

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"...I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."

[Melnie Mouse]

haha wicked, that's good that....

[doogalman]

I love your irish accent clint. Why don't you talk like that on the meets

[jeff st4s]

Originally Posted by doogalman

I love your irish accent clint. Why don't you talk like that on the meets

[doogalman]

Originally Posted by jeff st4s

I thought clint was dyslexic when i started to read it.

[doogalman]

I wonder if he knows any ducati jokes ???

[jeff st4s]

Originally Posted by doogalman

I thought clint was dyslexic when i started to read it.

Best not get on the same table at the weekend again, no wonder it was quiet, we couldn't understand a word each of us was saying!

[doogalman]

Originally Posted by jeff st4s

Best not get on the same table at the weekend again, no wonder it was quiet, we couldn't understand a word each of us was saying!

Maybe he was telling you jokes??

[doogalman]

He has his own web-site don't you know??
http://www.acm.vt.edu/~clint/clint.htm

[jeff st4s]

Originally Posted by doogalman

He has his own web-site don't you know??
http://www.acm.vt.edu/~clint/clint.htm

Just as good that your going to the fatherland, as he may want to use your hat (whilst your wearing it) to wipe his boots clean.