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[SlowLearner]

BREAKING NEWS FROM PARIS:
The newswires have reported that the French Government has announced
it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two higher
levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was
precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's White Flag
factory, effectively disabling their military.
The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and
excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain,
"ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance"
to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher
levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".
Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone
from "isolationism" to
"find somewhere else in the middle east ripe for regime change".
Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world"
and "ask the British for help".
Finally in GB they've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to
"make another cup of tea".
Their higher levels are "remain resolutely cheerful" and "win".

[TopiToo]

[quote
Finally in GB they've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to
"make another cup of tea".
Their higher levels are "remain resolutely cheerful" and "win".[/quote]

Hello SlowLearner

is that what they are doing?

wont belong before Bush and Tony pull out,
I am sure the native people will be very thankful
for all there efforts.


TopiToo