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[Fordie]

let the chuckles begin 4D -
>>>
>>>MICHAEL BUERK on BBC watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a
>>>male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage
>>>remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other
>>>and he's only come in his shorts."
>>>
>>>KEN BROWN commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
>>>Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick
>>>likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
>>>
>>>MIKE HALLETT discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
>>>"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
>>>gets."
>>>
>>>JACK BURNICLE was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on
>>>World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier,
>>>and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."
>>>
>>>CHRIS TARRANT discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith
>>>Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first
>>>by herself in bed last night."
>>>
>>>STEWART MACHIN on Winning Post, commentating on jockey Tony
>>>McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs
>>>and likes what he sees."
>>>
>>>ROSS KING discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:
>>>"Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
>>>
>>>CRICKETER NEIL FAIRBROTHER hit a single during a Durham v
>>>Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his
>>>lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."
>>>
>>>CLAIR FRISBY talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
>>>"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night
>>>like this."
>>>
>>>JAMES ALLEN interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
>>>"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by
>>>Barrichello?"
>>>
>>>STEVE RYDER covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
>>>today after a 69."
>>>
>>>BROUGH SCOTT'S commentary at Doncaster racecourse may have been
>>>about the new stand: "My word," he said, "look at that magnificent
>>>erection!"
>>>
>>>WILLIE CARSON was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a
>>>big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a
>>>night about coming from different positions."
>>>
>>>METRO RADIO - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
>>>eleven Dicks on the field."
>>>
>>>NEW ZEALAND Rugby commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
>>>Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
>>>
>>>CARENZA LEWIS about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team
>>>Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it!"
>>>
>>>A FEMALE news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
>>>snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob,
>>>where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only
>>>did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because
>>>they were laughing so hard!