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| #2  22-Jun-2004, 20:25 | ||||
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| Superman...Batman....Spiderman......what kind of superhero is HENNNNNNNMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!!! "Yes Folks...Due to a freak accident in the fertility clinic, Dr Zbigniew Spunkfaster managed to fertilise his breakfast egg instead of the correct donors, and three weeks later an incredible mutant was hatched...all the features of a normal man, but blessed with all the supernatural powers of a chicken !!!" You'll believe a man can fly....  :"He can't fly Jools....having the supernatural powers of a chicken means that he just flaps about a bit, but never gets off the ground"Jools: "Ahhhhh....that explains the Wimbledon expectations every year...flaps about and just about lifts off, but never gets very high or very far" :"Yep, that would explain it"Jools: " Are you sure that he's got the supernatural powers of a chicken then?" "Nope, he could just be a Turkey!"Jools: "You could have a point rodent....So Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound, Batman has his Batmobile and all those superhero gizmos and Spiderman uses his amazing spidery powers...and they can all save the world from evil...What does HENNNNNNMAAAAAN do?" "Usually says 'OK Guys, you go off to save the world...I'll stay here...scuff the ground up with my feet and peck for the worms of evil"Jools:"You're having me on....aren't you?" "I rest my case"Copyright "Jools and the Rodent" With apologies to Marvel Comics....Oh, and apologies to Tim Henman...in case he's buys a Ducati...and joins the DSC...and reads what I wrote about him...Allegedly  |
| #3 23-Jun-2004, 09:29 | |||
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| Back a loser...................... How english!  Glad to see like minded people here, Tennis,Football,Rugby all the same to ME!!!!Now motorsport  |
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