Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Why bikes are better than women

[uncle porry]

1, you can turn a bike on with a button thats easy to find.
2, you can ride a bike when and where you want.
3, gallon for gallon petrol is cheaper than baileys...just.
4, a bike will wait quietly outside the pub while you have a laugh with your mates.
5, a bike does not complain if you fart while riding it.
6, if a bike breaks down you don`t need to take a mortgage out with interflora.
7, a bike doesn`t need a new pair of shoes everytime you take it out.
8, a bike will not get jealous if you throw your leg over another bike.