American pal sent me this.... THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS, K-MART IS LIKE YOUR TESCO'S > A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a > refund for the toaster > she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her > a refund because she bought it on special. > Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, > "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" > > The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front a growing > crowd of customers. > The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" > She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't > give her a refund because she bought it on special. > Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming > "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!" > > And doing so draws and even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads > "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" > In a huff, the woman says, > > "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'm being SCREWED!!" > The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded |