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Old 25-Dec-2006, 16:55
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Christmas Cracker Jokes
So here we are on Christmas Day. Full of grub and booze wearing our silly hats. What jokes did we all get in our Crackers:

I got - What did the stupid jelly fish do???...........................................





































It Set!!


And the next one Please.....
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Old 25-Dec-2006, 19:34
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He got fired..
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Old 25-Dec-2006, 21:46
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Old 25-Dec-2006, 22:06
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Old 26-Dec-2006, 07:34
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On a blood Vessel................................
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