Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point Ever tried alcohol? 1 point Ever been drunk? 2 points Ever play drinking games? 2 points Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? 8 points Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? 5 points Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points bonus: at least 4 times a week? 4 points Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points Ever sell drugs? 8 points Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points Ever used barbiturates? 8 points Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points Ever used narcotics? 10 points Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points Ever been on a date? 2 points Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points bonus: to orgasm? 2 points Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points bonus: on 1st date? 2 points Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points Ever paid for sex? 8 points Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8 points Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points bonus: to orgasm? 2 points Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points bonus: to orgasm? 2 points Ever engage in the 69 position? 4 points Ever contract an STD? 12 points Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 8 points Ever used sex toys? 6 points Ever pass out during sex? 5 points Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points Ever **********d while talking on the phone? 3 points Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points Ever licked or have someone lick: an eyeball--1 point toes---2 points ears---1 point Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points Ever been arrested? 8 points bonus: If convicted - 7 points
SCORING
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
Bikes: R1200RT F800GS. Hopefully another Ducati soon
Posts: 2,526
Join Date: Apr 2005
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt - thats me. I feel that I missed out by having morals about drugs and not having a relative that I would want sex with anyway (unless you count the wife)
16-Aug-2005, 22:57 
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