Golf terms explained 
  Bunker play 
 
 An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker 
 An Eva Braun - Picked up in the bunker
 
 Ball striking 
 
 An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result 
 A Russell Grant - a fat iron 
 A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron 
 A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise not bad at all 
 A Rodney King - over-clubbed 
 An O.J. Simpson - got away with it 
 A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good 
 A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be 
 A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner 
 A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner
 
 Putting 
 
 A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer 
 A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read 
 A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't