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Old 13-Jan-2006, 08:03
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This is so wrong!!



Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other
side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the
strength to cross the river''.


"Poof''! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was
able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned
twice.


After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please
give me strength and the tools to cross the river''.


"Poof''! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong
legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after
almost capsizing once.


Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man
prayed, ''God, please give me the strength, the tools and
the intelligence to cross the river."


" Poof''! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the
bridge.



Chris
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Old 13-Jan-2006, 09:18
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yeah have to say that is acutually incorrect.

it doesnt allow for the fact that the bird would have walked for a couple of hours in the wrong direction initially after reading the map upside down.
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Old 13-Jan-2006, 10:41
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Ha i think That sounds more like it
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Old 13-Jan-2006, 11:29
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yeah have to say that is acutually incorrect.

it doesnt allow for the fact that the bird would have walked for a couple of hours in the wrong direction initially after reading the map upside down.

you've obviously not had the right women Dickie

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Old 13-Jan-2006, 11:41
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yeah have to say that is acutually incorrect.

it doesnt allow for the fact that the bird would have walked for a couple of hours in the wrong direction initially after reading the map upside down.

Thats better than the original joke
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Old 13-Jan-2006, 11:42
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You want to be careful Tony I've got you sitting next to Charlotte tomorrow night
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Old 13-Jan-2006, 11:54
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You want to be careful Tony I've got you sitting next to Charlotte tomorrow night




ooohh! - you've been doing a seating plan??
are we to have nice name cards too?:P:P
oh, and a pressie to take home
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Old 13-Jan-2006, 11:56
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You want to be careful Tony I've got you sitting next to Charlotte tomorrow night




ooohh! - you've been doing a seating plan??
are we to have nice name cards too?:P:P
oh, and a pressie to take home

Seating plan PMSL

Name cards, well I did start to think about this and maybe some awards, I was also hoping the memories of a funny night would suffice as something to take home....
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Old 13-Jan-2006, 11:58
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Name cards would be good - cos by the time I've had a bevvy, I'll forget who is who
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Old 13-Jan-2006, 12:01
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hmmm, i can see an activity for this evening coming my way
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