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Old 26-Jan-2006, 21:23
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Beware! Clever scam

BE WARNED!
I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to
me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco in Enfield and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.
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Old 26-Jan-2006, 21:34
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Old 26-Jan-2006, 21:58
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Old 26-Jan-2006, 22:16
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This one was on ebay,

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...e=STRK:MEWA:IT

similar me thinks.

how do you do them links to say what you want. my brain hurts
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Old 26-Jan-2006, 22:18
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sorry wrong thread.

I'll just pop and get me coat
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Old 26-Jan-2006, 22:20
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This one was on ebay,

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...e=STRK:MEWA:IT

similar me thinks.

how do you do them links to say what you want. my brain hurts

Like this



Long day?

[Edited on 26-1-2006 by Martinp]
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Old 27-Jan-2006, 21:08
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Yeh thats it!

A bloody long week
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