Would you re-marry?

NBs996 · #1 07-Feb-2006, 16:08

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "****."

Mark · #2 07-Feb-2006, 16:19

I like that!

weeian · #3 07-Feb-2006, 16:28

HAHAHAAHHA, brilliant !!

/ian

BDG · #4 07-Feb-2006, 17:36

Hiliarious

Just hope she wasn't called Mrs Bobbit

YMFB · #5 07-Feb-2006, 18:54

excellent

ericthered40 · #6 07-Feb-2006, 21:04

kwikbitch · #7 07-Feb-2006, 23:22

Mmmmm....

Redruth · #8 07-Feb-2006, 23:25

How to dig a hole for yourself - and then just throw yourself right in it - brilliant

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