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Old 26-Jan-2005, 17:39
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Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed by a female broadcaster on radio and this is an extract from the interview.

The General was sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop he had brought onto the base.

REPORTER
So what are you going to teach these young boys while they are visting your base?

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We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing and shooting.

REPORTER
Shooting! Thats a bit irresponsible isn't it?

GENERAL
Not at all, they'll be properly supervised on the firing range.

REPORTER
Don't you admit this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL
No, we are very safety conscious and will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they ever touch a firearm.

REPORTER
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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Old 26-Jan-2005, 17:44
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'kin classic that, what a beaut!
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Old 27-Jan-2005, 10:57
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Fantastic! Trained in the art of defence, that chap
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Old 27-Jan-2005, 11:02
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Old 27-Jan-2005, 11:04
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'kin ace! It would have made a great television interview as well, I am sure.
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Old 27-Jan-2005, 11:18
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He would have been stonefaced through it all! Just a matter of course..
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Old 27-Jan-2005, 13:28
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LOL thats a Cracker !
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Old 27-Jan-2005, 20:21
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nice to see a smart a**e reporter stumped for something to say.
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Old 27-Jan-2005, 20:36
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Very funny....!
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Old 27-Jan-2005, 20:42
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