Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Housework Poll

[AK]

So, who does the housework?

Imagine (if you are not at present) you are in a twosome relationship, just for this poll...........

What do you do to 'keep the house' (and I havent even mentioned the gardening yet!! )

C

"Nothing, we have staff" .. how satisfying ..

[guest1]

I used to wash up - till she spotted a microscopically small grease spot on the underside of a teacup.

I used to iron - till she went to work with tram lines down her blouse (I also burnt my ear when the phone rang whilst I was ironing)

I used to hoover - till I saw Queens "I want to break free"

I used to dust - till she found out I was merely moving it around the room and under the placemats

I used to polish - till she caught me spitting in the pint mugs to give them a good shine

I used to wax and polish - till she tasted the apples

So you see AK, you can get out of everything if you put your mind to it. I guess she won't be asking you to move the bikes again then

[AK]

Originally posted by Steve M
C - have you apologised for putting the bike in his way ?

Moi???

It was he who placed it there, after we had been to Nelly's the other week!

[JPM]

I'm partly with Alan on this... us guys try to help out, but we never ever meet a woman's exacting standards, so after months and months of trying to achieve the required standard we just give in - sod ya!

I make the coffee... there was no option for that one

[Steve M]

I wash the dishes - well I put them in the dishwasher

[Chaz]

I help with the messing up what more can you want.

[andys 900ss]

I'm with Alan too, I think there is a trend here.

Can't please yer-woman with the housework, so I go out the way in the garage

Andy

[antonye]

I pay the cleaner and the ironing people - what more does she want?!?

[Iconic944ss]

Relavancy check pls....

Ducati - no
Sporting - no
Club - no
Motorcycling - no
Food - no
Booze - no

Sorry - this question is beyond my area of expertise