Housework Poll

AK · 10-Feb-2006, 15:16

So, who does the housework?

Imagine (if you are not at present) you are in a twosome relationship, just for this poll...........

What do you do to 'keep the house' (and I havent even mentioned the gardening yet!!

)

C

10-Feb-2006, 15:17

"Nothing, we have staff" .. how satisfying ..

guest1 · 10-Feb-2006, 15:27

I used to wash up - till she spotted a microscopically small grease spot on the underside of a teacup.

I used to iron - till she went to work with tram lines down her blouse (I also burnt my ear when the phone rang whilst I was ironing)

I used to hoover - till I saw Queens "I want to break free"

I used to dust - till she found out I was merely moving it around the room and under the placemats

I used to polish - till she caught me spitting in the pint mugs to give them a good shine

I used to wax and polish - till she tasted the apples

So you see AK, you can get out of everything if you put your mind to it. I guess she won't be asking you to move the bikes again then

AK · 10-Feb-2006, 16:09

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve M
C - have you apologised for putting the bike in his way ?

Moi???

It was he who placed it there, after we had been to Nelly's the other week!

JPM · 10-Feb-2006, 16:12

I'm partly with Alan on this... us guys try to help out, but we never ever meet a woman's exacting standards, so after months and months of trying to achieve the required standard we just give in - sod ya!

I make the coffee... there was no option for that one

Steve M · 10-Feb-2006, 16:15

I wash the dishes - well I put them in the dishwasher

Chaz · 10-Feb-2006, 16:16

I help with the messing up what more can you want.

andys 900ss · 10-Feb-2006, 16:18

I'm with Alan too, I think there is a trend here.

Can't please yer-woman with the housework, so I go out the way in the garage

Andy

antonye · 10-Feb-2006, 16:23

I pay the cleaner and the ironing people - what more does she want?!?

Iconic944ss · 10-Feb-2006, 16:28

Relavancy check pls....

Ducati - no
Sporting - no
Club - no
Motorcycling - no
Food - no
Booze - no

Sorry - this question is beyond my area of expertise

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10-Feb-2006, 15:16	#1
AK DSC Club Member BSB Star Posts: 6,367 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the garage Mood: www.knightroadraceteam.co.uk Housework Poll So, who does the housework? Imagine (if you are not at present) you are in a twosome relationship, just for this poll........... What do you do to 'keep the house' (and I havent even mentioned the gardening yet!! ) C Reply

10-Feb-2006, 15:17	#2
Dibble Posts: n/a "Nothing, we have staff" .. how satisfying .. Reply

10-Feb-2006, 16:12	#5
JPM Registered Forum User BSB Star Posts: 5,682 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: NW England Mood: Soon my pet, soon I'm partly with Alan on this... us guys try to help out, but we never ever meet a woman's exacting standards, so after months and months of trying to achieve the required standard we just give in - sod ya! I make the coffee... there was no option for that one Reply

10-Feb-2006, 16:15	#6
Steve M Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,926 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: north staffs Mood: Sans moto I wash the dishes - well I put them in the dishwasher Reply

10-Feb-2006, 16:16	#7
Chaz Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Bikes: 916 Strada Posts: 3,844 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: At some track or another:) Mood: www.od2racing.co.uk I help with the messing up what more can you want. Reply

10-Feb-2006, 16:18	#8
andys 900ss Registered Forum User Big Twin Posts: 1,589 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: nottingham Mood: #65 Double Desmo Due Champion - Class B 2007, Class A 2009 I'm with Alan too, I think there is a trend here. Can't please yer-woman with the housework, so I go out the way in the garage Andy Reply

10-Feb-2006, 16:23	#9
antonye Administrator Webteam MotoGP God Bikes: 748S, HM1100S, V4SP, Was: DD-A #111 Posts: 13,088 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Back in Essex Mood: Passion Killer I pay the cleaner and the ironing people - what more does she want?!? Reply

10-Feb-2006, 16:28	#10
Iconic944ss Registered Forum User WSB Hero Bikes: 1993 - 944SS & Aprilia Falco Posts: 7,795 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: north east Relavancy check pls.... Ducati - no Sporting - no Club - no Motorcycling - no Food - no Booze - no Sorry - this question is beyond my area of expertise Reply