Its very funny. Check out the reply to this letter.
"Ling tries to appear nice by offering cheap cars, a funny website and free dinners. In truth she must be a very tough businesswoman, if not a ruthless criminal (Aiya!!! You find out below, I am also Paramedic - Ling!).
How else could she get me such a cheap car with so little fuss? I am now so frightened of Ling that I 'recommend' her to all my friends and will be forced to get all my cars from her in the future!
If I may dare just add this, my car was delayed but I was kept informed at all times."
Lisa Norman Address witheld Worksop S81 ***
Editor Note: Whoa! Why Renault Scenic delayed? I find out and post here soon! Now I have answer from very good Renault dealer... because Renault recalled this batch of cars due to technical block. So delay may saved your life, Lisa, as Renault always ensures safety top priority. You should be pleased! Fast delivery no good if customer dead. This common sense as who would pay direct debit, eh? Please do not thank me to save your life, this all part of Ling service! Thank you for letter with English humour. I normally do jokes here, but I allow you this chance, because car delayed - Ling