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Old 06-Jul-2006, 13:36
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Management lession JOKE, (warning mnetions sex!!!)
John wants to have sex with a girl in the office, but she has a boyfriend.

One day he was so frustrated he said to the girl i'll give you £1000 if you let me make love to you...but the girl said NO.

John said i'll be fast, i'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and i'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and then rang her boyfriend.

Her boyfriend says ask him for £2000, pick the money up very fast and he won't even have time to get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfirend is waiting for a call from his girlfriend.
Finally after an hour the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She said "The barsteward used coins!"

MANAGEMENT LESSION: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
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Old 06-Jul-2006, 13:39
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Old 06-Jul-2006, 14:15
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What the joke or IT.......you know....IT
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Old 06-Jul-2006, 15:48
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What the joke or IT.......you know....IT

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