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| #1  20-Oct-2004, 13:51 | ||||
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| Don\'t Fart In Bed This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then on Christmas morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Darling, you were right." "All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."  :s ing: |
| #2 20-Oct-2004, 13:56 | ||||
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 Ok, enough please Yeti!!!:P The whole of the office just looked up & stared at me, as I read the umpteenth post of yours & just had to laugh out loud! Thankyou for cheering me up, its been a bad week so far..... But please, dont you have a job mate??  C  |
| #4 20-Oct-2004, 14:54 | ||||
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| I have just laughed so much that my eyes are streaming.. I just hope nobody heard me as I can't tell em when I'm supposed to be just eating my sarnies at my desk! Best Laugh I've had all day...  :P |
| #5 20-Oct-2004, 15:17 | ||||
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| Am busy booking flights and hotels and hire cars and all the other crap that goes with organising last minute trips to the states, so in between various websites chuntering away and digesting my details, I get a wee bit of time to cheer you all up. With one exception of course!  |
| #7 20-Oct-2004, 22:20 | ||||
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