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[antonye]

Ack. Nightmare morning this morning!

Was on the company Christmas do last night. Free booze from 6pm until we went on to another *ahem* club and finally got home at 2am this morning.

Woke up late (on purpose) but then had the kids jumping
on the bed at 8am, with me still drunk. Not pleasant.
Jump in the shower, get ready, bus leaves in 5 minutes
from up the road so I'm out the door then realise I've
left the MP3 player inside. Back in, more kisses with
the kids, grab MP3 player, leg it up the road in the
pouring rain.

I managed to swipe a bottle of water from the fridge as
I left, so I had a swig and put it in my coat pocket.
Bus arrives (luckily it's the 8.55 which is ten minutes
late) so I sit and doze as it takes me to the station.

While I'm dozing I'm thinking that the drink bottle is
feeling a bit cold against my leg...

Get to the station and stand up, then realise that the
bottle has leaked into my lap and I look like I've
p155ed myself. Lovely. At least it's raining and
nobody will notice.

Fall asleep on train - trains stuck outside Gidea Park
due to a person being struck by a train, but luckily
we missed it.

Trousers / jacket / coat nearly dry as I leave the train
and walk out into the ****ing rain. Ten steps later and
my shoes leak, so I've now got soaking socks too.

I'm going for a sleep in the toilet. If I'm not back
in an hour call an ambulance as I'll probably have
fallen off an broken my neck at this rate.