Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Wheelie bins - what's all that about then?

[KeefyB]

Originally posted by mogwai
Wheelie bins are the primary transport of the ****ed,down in these parts,many a happy journey home in one of those,if i'm on my own though,usually ride the beer scooter home..

Beer scooter:Mystical device that transports you from your last hostelry,all the way home,and you will have no memory of that journey.

Beer goggles:Usually placed on eyes a couple of hours before beer scooter turns up,again,these are also a mystical device,will turn any munter into model,when in actual fact,they are a b.o.b.f.o.c.,(body off baywatch,face off crimewatch).

Beermuffs:Placed on ears,when you think that you are talking in hushed tones about someone in the vicinity,you are actually talking VERY LOUDLY.

Heh,heh,heh!
Quality!