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      Joke! 
  This ones been doing the rounds of every Met Police station today.
 You either love it or hate it but Im sure one or two of you will be having a bop at me later for posting it.
 
 A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.
 "Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant.
 
 "Female, please."
 
 "Would you like Black, or White?"
 
 "Black, please"
 
 "Would you like a Christian or Muslim?"
 
 This question confused the man. "What has
 
 religion got to do with it? he asks.
 
 "Well," explained the assistant,
 
 "The Muslim one blows itself up..."