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 Join Date: Jul 2002
 Location: Fareham, Hampshire
  
    
      Friday Joke. 
  A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches 
 straight up to the 
 counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE 
 drawing welfare. I'd really 
 rather have a job." The social worker behind the
 counter says, "Your timing 
 is excellent sir! We just got a job opening from a 
 very wealthy old man who 
 wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his 
 nymphomaniac, underwear-model 
 daughter. 
 
 You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but 
 he'll supply all of your 
 clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be 
 provided. You'll be 
 expected to escort her on her overseas holiday 
 trips. You will have to 
 satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom 
 apartment above the 
 garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". 
 
 The guy says, "You're bullshi**in' me!" 
 
 The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started 
 it." 
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