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Old 25-Dec-2005, 01:17
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Wonderfull Xmas qoutes from Matthew, age 3

Last Sunday Matthew, my son who will be 4 in January goes to church for the carol service and nativity.

He has been told that this is Gods house. In front of a packed church he pipes up at the top of his voice. "I don't think this is Gods house, because he's not in and he'd be here to meet us"

Next piece of childs logic was when looking at the nativity was "Thats not baby Jesus, because Jesus is dead"

Then tonight i'm putting out the mince pies, a carrot and some drinks for Santa and Rudolph. He chirps up. "Dad, i don't think Santa and Rudolph deliver the presents!"

"Why's that son" i reply, a little shocked.

He answers "Because reindeer can't fly, they don't have wings"

Kids logic, its great. They're such a laugh.

I can't wait to see their faces in the morning.

Happy Christmas everyone.
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