| Sky boxes ... (noises in the night)
... should all be made from solid state memory!
The hard drive in mine is SOOOOOO loud in my dark flat at 1:30am ... but then I guess all the noises are amplified and take on new characters when you can't get to sleep.
I had a vision of my sky box, with it's evil red powered off button, ticking away writing to the hard drive in the middle of the night but lowering the volume of the disk writes ... until I'm almost asleep ... then turning the volume up again!
Rupert Murdoch is reprogramming all of us in our sleep ... | 
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