Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Letter to Agony Aunt, poor bloke

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Dear Abby,
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> >I've never written to you before, but I really need your
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> >advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some
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> >time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
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> >The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller
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> >hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently
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> >although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends
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> >from work, you don't know them."
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> >I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but
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> >she always walks down the drive.
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> >Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has just got out of
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> >the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once
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> >picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went
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> >berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
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> >why was I checking up on her.
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> >Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I
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> >think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
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> >she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
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> >I decided I was going to park my Ducati motorcycle next to the garage
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> >and then hide behind it so that I could get a good view of the whole
> >street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind
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> >my Ducati, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed
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> >to be leaking a little oil.
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> >Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to
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> >the dealer?
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> >Thanks,