Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Burger Van Shoot-out

[Desmondo]

Looks like a burger war has broken out in my home town.
BBC News Link

Apparently a burger van on an industrial estate moved on to someone else's "Burger Van" patch. So the original guy threatens to shoot the other one unless he moves on. A week later the new guy is knee-capped by the original burger homie, who then proceeds to run away (Yes, that's run. No getaway car involved) back to his burger van. The outcome should be of no surprise as the knee-capped dude phones the police and tells them what happened. They then promptly go and arrest the burger homie.

Right, I'm off out to set up a burger van. With one in hospital and the other in the slammer, business should be good