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Old 01-Mar-2004, 20:09
paulmort paulmort is offline
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Just remember KB

A woman's as old as she looks
A man's not old till he stops looking

Now for the woman joke
A girl goes home and says to her Mum
Today I learned some ABC
Well done says Mum, and what else did you learn
I learnt my 2 and 3 times table
Well done says Mum, and what else did you learn
I learnt some writing today and I can write " The cat sat on the mat"
Well done says Mum, and what else did you learn
That I have bigger breasts than most of the girls at school, is that because Im growing up
No, its because you're 25 and you're a schoolteacher
Ho hum
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