Potatoes 
  Ok, it's Friday and I am not busy and very bored. So what would the world be like if Sir Wally hadn't discovered Potatoes:
 
 No Fish and Chips
 No Spud guns
 No song called "The guy down the chip shop swears hes Elvis"
 No childrens toy called Mr Potatoe Head
 No one could kick you in the spuds
 No spud bashing in the army
 No spuds on the end of an exhaust
 No Mash get smashed advert
 No French Fries
 No one would have chips on their shoulders
 
 Cant think of any more at the mo, feel free to add to the 'Big No Spuds Friday list'