Blurdy hell Mr Creosote My PC memory almost gave up the ghost with that first post, hopefully its not the last (but not so long please.........or else a blurdy good joke at the end)
Lisa KB dearest to quote you (notice I still aint got the hang of this quote business yet) """My problem is this...My tom keeps Peeing up my bike."""
Get rid of Tom and marry Dick instead, that'll help, just make sure he's housetrained first mort