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Old 23-Dec-2004, 20:17
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Santa has a problem
Santa will not make it to the USA this year. He has been banned as:

He has a beard.

He wears funny clothes.

He originally came from a Muslim country.

He is bringing animals that have not been properly quarantined.

He has not declared a flight path to the FAA.

He intends to fly close to tall buildings.

He is a self confessed house breaker on many millions of occasions.

He is carrying millions of parcels that he has not packed himself and
which have not been cleared by security
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Bl**dy Americans.....
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Old 23-Dec-2004, 20:21
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AND he Flies whilst intoxicated on MILLIONS of glasses of Sherry!
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Old 24-Dec-2004, 12:26
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and he realy did EAT ALL THE PIES
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Old 24-Dec-2004, 12:27
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No, I ate all the pies
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