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Old 19-Jan-2005, 23:04   #31
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Bigger mirrors now required you guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well done nelly!
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Old 19-Jan-2005, 23:13   #32
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Ok, I can barely be @rsed to read the posts by all the enthusiasts, including you KB and Jools in spite of my usual dedication to your commentary. Obviously, Lisa, you haven't drunk enough Drambuie this evening. :P

First picture, I grant you, very handsome bike. But from then on, what is it about motorbikes that makes them think that with all their kit off they're attractive?

I'm sorry - I shouldn't have visited. I'll get my coat.
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Old 20-Jan-2005, 00:09   #33
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what is it about motorbikes that makes them think that with all their kit off they're attractive?

I'm sorry - I shouldn't have visited. I'll get my coat. [/quote]



Bit like women nice with cloths on. Fantastic with em off
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Old 20-Jan-2005, 00:31   #34
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First, before I drool to much on keyboard, I owe Nelly a debt of gratitude.............so here for all to see Neil,

THANKS MATE for all the hard work, effort and TLC put into Blooo Duke, as well as keeping me placated in my moments of panic

She is AWESOME (sorry to shout, but she is)
The looks of her semi naked body stirred the loins (easy on there mort, you'll have an apoplexy if you're not careful)
Now she's fully clothed and been put thru' her paces, OMG, Oh my dizzy aunt, oh wow.....................
If it were a woman, Claudia Schiffer on speed comes to mind ????????? Non of these Kate Moss type bikes some people have, ..........all speed and no soul.............
The dyno runs, yup we did three, all turned up the same results +/- a gnats c*ck
I just cant wait to get to Jerez to have a likkle pootle round the track and see what see really can do
I must admit when doing the dyno runs, the sound was better than U2 from the front row, AWESOME again comes to mind
If you dont mind, Im just going to drools some more over the dyno charts again,
Nelly is THE MAN, what more can I say

all techy queries to nelly, all questions relating to size of smile to me
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Old 20-Jan-2005, 01:09   #35
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With the BSTs I reckon you're under 160kg, and a 1000ie with a few mods should easily kick 100bhp. Put some slicks on and you can ride round the outside of lardy 999s while smoking a pipe and reciting poetry.

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- Ali - that is THE best quote I have seen so far this year, I love it.

Paul - You lucky guy - its obviously been hard graft but it sounds like the results are worth it already.

It think its about time you did your own webpage and gave us the FULL S.P. (pardon the pun) on Bloo Duke.

Regards - Frank
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Old 20-Jan-2005, 01:30   #36
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Originally posted by Redruth
Obviously, Lisa, you haven't drunk enough Drambuie this evening. :P

Biatch...

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But from then on, what is it about motorbikes that makes them think that with all their kit off they're attractive?

Ruth have you no imagination?...sex appeal. That is the answer.
Close your eyes and imagine exactly what each piece does...how it works...what movement it makes...how it moves...how you can feel the base of the engine throbbing through your bones... just standing close by it...how it smells... You can make it perform...
For goodness sake woman! did your mother not teach you ANYTHING?


:P
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Old 20-Jan-2005, 01:45   #37
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Oi!

I object strongly to the very first picture in this thread, that Bloo thing is partially obscuring a picture of a truly beautiful RED 996R on the wall.

Please desist or i shall raise this matter with the webteam, mind you Nelly we know you're a perv prefering yella
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Old 20-Jan-2005, 01:49   #38
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mort at your age you should know better
give us a go
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Old 20-Jan-2005, 11:12   #39
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Clearly I'm in the minority here - just the way I like it!

Lisa, I thought I'd made it perfectly clear in the last 7 or 8 months that I haven't got the foggiest idea what all the bits do.

I just think it needs to get it's kit back on and make itself useful.

It's ok, I'm already wearing my coat. :P
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