Here's one for u !
(wait for it Andy B along in a minute

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Last year poodling along in my jamjar on a busy "A" road back from Wolverhampton!
it was 3.15pm and the next thing i see is a Panda car with Blues on coming up behind me at a fast rate of knotts!!
i move over to left, and he passes me on a zebra crossing with kids waiting to cross! when it goes past me, the WPC in the passenger side is sitting with her arm around his neck and the driver switches the blues off and carries on at speed up the road.
I catches up with it and look at my speedo and we are doing 65mph in a 30!
it then turns in to the nick a few yards later, and they get out and walk casualy across the car park and into the station.
so i walks into the station and asks the duty sarge if there was a log of an emergency at the station , he looks at me a bit bemused and ask's why!!!!!!
so i tel him the story and asks him if he thought using the blue lights as a means to get through traffic was acceptable?
to which he replies he must have just left them on from a previous shout!
so i ask him if overtaking on a zebra crossing was in order?
to which he replies as long as the officer was in full control of the vehicle not a problem!
so i ask would he think it was acceptable for the WPC to have her Arm around him ?
to which he replies perhaps they are lovers!
to which i replied ok then i would like to see the inspector!!!
he asks me why ?
and i tell him i'm gonna make a formel complaint and follow it through as he was driving dangerously and without due care!
to which he replies!
sonny if you want to drive your car around these parts in the future, without getting stoped for every minor offence we can find! i suggest you withdraw your complaint and leave it at that and i'll have a word with the two officers!
say no more and i left




