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Old 04-Feb-2005, 18:28   #17
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Mr R,

I'm surprised at you, that doesn't look like the reasurringly expensive option to me.

Why not have the staff counting to themselves trackside, the organisers will never notice. They can report the count on parchment served on a silver salver while mopping your heated brow back in the mobile country house??!!

Ray

Ray - this isn't for the track, I've attached timers to each one of the staff!!!

I've put them all on a productivity bonus, and this way i can see how long it takes them to make the cucumber sandwiches (without crusts), mow the croquet lawn, feed the polo ponies and serve up tea and tiffin!!!

If they don't complete these tasks in less than 4 minutes whilst ironing the papers, they're oyt!!!
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