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[madmav]

Originally posted by chief
Who cares, about all this...... the faster you go the bigger the smile

Never mind blip blip blop

Redruth,
I'm disqualified?

What about expanding this competition.........
Who's got the best avatar?........................................... KwickBitch?
Who's the richest?.......................................... ...............Lord Rattler?
Who's the funniest?......................................... ..............Dave W, Dibble?
Who winges the most?............................................. .....?????

Just a thought

WHo's THE LEADER?????????????

[TP]

Originally posted by chief

What about expanding this competition.........
Who's got the best avatar?........................................... KwickBitch?
Who's the richest?.......................................... ...............Lord Rattler?
Who's the funniest?......................................... ..............Dave W, Dibble?
Who winges the most?............................................. .....?????

avatar - Mogwai
richest - Lord Timothy
funniest - hrmm .. tough one .. have to think about this one
whinging - biting my tongue so hard it's nearly in two!

who is the leader? Il Duce!!! David Cook!!

[Redruth]

Originally posted by tp-996

avatar - Mogwai
richest - Lord Timothy
funniest - hrmm .. tough one .. have to think about this one
whinging - biting my tongue so hard it's nearly in two!

who is the leader? Il Duce!!! David Cook!!

Mogwai's Avatars don't actually do much for me!

Who is the funniest? That's worth a whole separate prize, but I'll leave that to someone who HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR to judge!

I think I'd nominate Loz, Ali, ... Fatduke because he always posts the funnies ...

Definitely a whole new thread in that. Which I am not in a position to sponsor as I just got back from Ally Pally having NOT managed to keep my cash in my wallet. DOH!

Chief's quite funny, actually, I've come to realise. He might as well try the 'funny' thread 'cos he's got no chance on this one.

[Edited on 4-2-2005 by Redruth]

[dave w]

Originally posted by monstermob 998

GET A CHEAP ELECTRIC LEAF BLOWER FROM ----ARGOS? WASH BIKE --BLOW WATER OFF -- JOB DONE
works for me

Totally leaving the topic here, but I have found a more amusing use for a leaf blower....

Take one Black and Decker leaf blower, one roll of gaffer tape and one Marigold glove...

Gaffer tape said Marigold glove to the end of said leaf blower.... set to 'blow' ,switch on and watch said Marigold glove expand to approx 10 times its original size before it either explodes or flies of the end off said leaf blower and getting stuck in neighbours tree !!!

Oh god, I am such an adult 38 year old !!!!


( and I'll bet one or two of you will try this when the missus has gone out ! )

[dave w]

..... Back to topic now !

[NBs996]

Cool! Now i've GOT to get a leaf blower!!

Wot about if you glue a few ball bearings in the end of the fingers, surely that'll give it much more range?

[ericthered40]

Question (Gearing for these tracks)
Can you tell me the best sprocket sizes to run front and rear for 916/996
Brands Gp and Indi
Snett
Cadwell
Doington
Silverstone

[dave w]

Brands GP.....14/36
Indi.....14/38
Snett.....14/36 again
Cadwell....14/36
Donin.....15/38
SilverS......15/36

[dave w]

Originally posted by NBs996
Cool! Now i've GOT to get a leaf blower!!

Wot about if you glue a few ball bearings in the end of the fingers, surely that'll give it much more range?

Best blow job i'v ever had

[ericthered40]

Originally posted by dave w
Brands GP.....14/36
Indi.....14/38
Snett.....14/36 again
Cadwell....14/36
Donin.....15/38
SilverS......15/36

short and neat and very sweet