Obviously ive only made this up, but i went once to a "burglary in progress" type call. The occupants had come home to find their property being burgled. The owner had caught the offender with his bang and olufson on the patio. After what appeared to be something of a good kicking the owner called the powers that be. I arrived to find the offender pinned to the lawn with a pool cue between his legs!
Turns out that jonny burglar had picked on a Mr Big of the underworld! Bad choice of house to burgle!!
10-Feb-2005, 18:28 
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