Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Now What Have I Done Wrong????

[chris.p]

Now what have I done wrong, bought the wife an expensive presant, a big bunch of flowers, cuddly toy & this card, now she calls me a cheap skate, what did I do wrong

[madmav]

chris my missus says , How can you type so well with an AXE in your head

[Redruth]

It's a set up. Don't anyone feel obliged to help him out. This picture was up here last week. Chris, the best you can do is make your abject apologies to your wife, and to your fellow DSC members who, but for my timely warning, would have been offering all kinds of advice to you on how to grovel your way back into her good books.

Frankly, if she's prepared to consider your advances before the Ides of March, she's a better woman than I am (well, most of them are, but that's beside the point!)

:P

[Loz]

Yes, but where did Chris go wroong???

[JasonBoswell]

Originally posted by Loz
Yes, but where did Chris go wroong???

sat at his PC at quarter to eleven at night on valentines for starters.... his missues was prob expecting sweet nothings in her ear

[Loz]

Originally posted by JasonBoswell

sat at his PC at quarter to eleven at night on valentines for starters.... his missues was prob expecting sweet nothings in her ear

In her ear?

I'd definitely get a slap for that!

[GsxrAge]

pmsl

Wish I had thought of that one

[TP]

Hey, who stole my cards!!

And Jason, what are YOU doing on here then? You're not in my garage so I assume that Kate hasn't kicked you out?

I've just gotten back from a lovely dinner with my wife, rang chicken who is still on the road after Nelly and Madmav apparently BOTH held him at gunpoint, forcing him to talk about bikes for hours on end instead of driving back to London!

Evil, evil men ...

[Henners]

Originally posted by tp996
Nelly and Madmav

... its the Dangerous Brothers!

[Bionicle]

now she calls me a cheap skate

She finaly saw through you., and about time too, anyonewho would sell a headlight bulb to his own brother has to be a cheap skate, as your brother i should know

Chris.p´s idea of expencive present= no change from a fiver

Chris.p´s idea of a big bunch of flowers = depends how many wild daffodils he could find in the hedge on his way home.

Chris.p´s idea of of a cuddly toy = You know the type of thing that comes with catnip in from the local pet store for your cat to play with.

You suppised me bro, i always thought you cadged one of the cards your daughters have recieved to give to the wife... i guess you fell lucky this year and found this one in the bottom of an empty trolly in Tesco car park