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Old 22-Apr-2005, 13:41   #13
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Another joke...

3 guys go out on the pop and get royally hammered, the next day all hung over they meet up to recollect upon the previous evenings events.

First guy says he got home and blew chunks all night long

Second guy says that's nothing, I got home smashed the front door down, wrecked the house, hit the wife and looks like I'm getting divorced

Third guy now kicks up, hang on guys, I foolishly drove home, killed 3 people and abandoned the car and reported it stolen, been up all night worried sick..

The room goes quiet until the first guy says, guys look you don't understand..... chunks is my dog !!!
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