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[Ian 748]

Originally posted by Animal
Off button!

Ah… that ull explain it then. Will try pressing it twice.

[ils]

She says the only way to turn it on is with some kind of battery device.
Strangest looking remote control I've ever seen, makes a hell of a racket and the way she swears at it and keeps bashing it around the infra-range must be very limited too.

[t5mission]

Scientists have invented a food that stops women wanting sex.



Wedding cake.

[rockhopper]

Originally posted by everton

FM/AM

Well one is certainly volume..

[kwikbitch]

Amazing that... seems to work ok without the help of men!!!

[stephen hall]

mine,s got two as well dont have any use for them so hang me coat ect

[guest1]

I asked the same question of the resident Doc.
Then I asked him what the fleshy bits surrounding it were for...he said not to bother with those bits - its the woman

[kwikbitch]

[philthy]

t5mission

DO NOT under any circumstances touch that button.

It will cause your old bike to make a horrible screeching noise, which will upset your neighbours, especially if it's early on a Sunday morning.

In fact when I was younger they were unheard of. It's probably a European directive that they have to be fitted to the latest models.

But then again we did'nt have electric starts then either.

Aah, those were the days.......

[t5mission]

Originally posted by philthy
t5mission

DO NOT under any circumstances touch that button.

It will cause your old bike to make a horrible screeching noise, which will upset your neighbours, especially if it's early on a Sunday morning.

Too late all ready did, just waiting for the ASBO to come in the post.