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Old 09-Aug-2005, 23:34
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Why did the chicken cross the road
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http://forum.alcohol-soft.com/paul/c...osstheroad.pps


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Old 09-Aug-2005, 23:42
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Wonder what was the last thing to go through the chickens mind ..... it's ass.

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It's a cock pheasant!
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The **** was actually denoting the sex of the pheasant.Context is a bugger
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ermmmm......cos I heard there was some nice soft grass on the other side?

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Old 10-Aug-2005, 07:22
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It's a <b>****</b> pheasant!


I did notice that, but not able to change the wording as I never did it in the first place.

Bit messy in the back though, kind of reminds me of a certain film, Pulp fiction, when he accidently shoots the guy in the back of the car


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