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We've been pondering the merits of ..

Beer V Women

.. at work today so I thought I'd start this little poll.

Please use the attached government research paper to help you choose,
Open with caution as it contains scenes and descriptions of a graphic nature
According to the government beer edges it

[TP]

I don't need to read it - I'm wholeheartedly in favour of beer over women.

Mmmmmmm ..... all bow down down to the brewers in world and pay homage to their outstanding efforts in community service.

[BDG]

BEING PRAGMATIC I THINK A REALLY NICE BARMAID IS THE BEST COMPROMISE

[dickieducati]

i'm sorry, i feel soooo ashamed.

even after reading all the valid arguments i voted for women.

[TP]

Originally posted by dickieducati
i'm sorry, i feel soooo ashamed.

even after reading all the valid arguments i voted for women.

You're a disgrace to the male sex!

Are you sure you're not a eunuch?

[dickieducati]

Originally posted by TP

You're a disgrace to the male sex!

Are you sure you're not a eunuch?

i know, i know.

but everytime i think about it i get the vision of a tall blonde woman with big hooters thats gagging for it.

what can you do?

[TP]

I'm disgusted!

[dickieducati]

anything i can do to make up for it?
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platinum bar?

[TP]

Possibly

[Jools]

Yep...I'm one of the beer over women sorts. It just seems to happen after a few pints.

One moment I'm standing there trying to chat to them, just swaying gently with the effects of excess alcohol, the next I've spilled my pint all down their front