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Old 07-Sep-2005, 17:41
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There was a family of balloons. A Daddy baloon, a Mummy balloon and a Baby balloon. Baby balloon was used to creeping into his mum and dad's bed every night, but as he grew bigger it got really cramped and uncomfortable 'cos ther wasn't enough room in the bed.

Mum and Dad ballon had several attempts to make Baby balloon stay in his own bed and eventually after several failed attempts they made him promise that he would never, ever try and get in the bed again.

But the temptation was just too much and one night he tried again, but since he had grown a bit there was just no way he could fit in. So he had an idea and let just a little bit of air out of Daddy balloon, a little bit of air out of Mummy balloon and a little bit of air out of himself, then he settled down for a night's sleep.

When he woke up he found his Mum absolutely furious with him. "You promised to stay in your own bed" she ranted "I can't believe your behaviour last night"

"Why? What have I done" said the Baby balloon

"As if you don't know" said Mum "You've let your Dad down, you've let me down, but most of all you've let yourself down"





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Old 07-Sep-2005, 17:45
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Old 07-Sep-2005, 17:51
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Old 07-Sep-2005, 17:53
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Well I like it ... I know easily pleased.
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Old 07-Sep-2005, 21:22
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Old 07-Sep-2005, 21:51
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Old 08-Sep-2005, 14:13
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Can I post this? Ahh what the heck:

"Liverpool airport today announced that it is flying out two plane loads of aid workers to New Orleans to assist with the looting"
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Old 08-Sep-2005, 14:46
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That went down like a sack of spuds then Alan... you should be ashamed!
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Old 08-Sep-2005, 19:31
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Unfortunately Jools, that tickled my funny bone. What does that say about me????
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