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Old 05-Oct-2005, 12:53
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Old 05-Oct-2005, 13:30
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Human hair,try a barbers or hairdressers,they also hate human urine.

Yeah I know....the last time I ****ed in a hairdressers sink they threw me out...
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Old 05-Oct-2005, 14:01
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Human hair,try a barbers or hairdressers,they also hate human urine.

Yeah I know....the last time I ****ed in a hairdressers sink they threw me out...


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Old 05-Oct-2005, 14:12
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I wasn't aware hairdressers hated human pee, I can understand them being annoyed if you pee'd in theirs sinks.
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Old 05-Oct-2005, 14:17
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Yeah I know....the last time I ****ed in a hairdressers sink they threw me out...

Never mind mate, it's not like you need their services much nowadays, is it??
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Old 05-Oct-2005, 15:52
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When the circus comes to town, nip down and get some lion poo and sprinkle that around the garden. that should scare em off.
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Old 05-Oct-2005, 16:23
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Unicorn sh*t, that'll cure anything......

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Old 05-Oct-2005, 17:42
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On the other hand....to attract a fox or other night predator, use a piece of polystyrene rubbed briskly across a piece of glass to simulate the screech of an injured bird.

All these and other underwhelming tips are available on line at www.i_am_a_sad_anorak.com
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Old 05-Oct-2005, 21:27
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If your garden's big enough me and the local boys can come down and sort them out.
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Old 05-Oct-2005, 23:35
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So the easiest option is to partake in large volumes of falling over water and to urinate all around the garden..............................I only hope the wife can manage that!
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