Ducati Sporting Club UK > General > Idle Chat > Monday Joke

[swannymere]

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.

He says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want."

The first nun says, "I want-a to be Sophia Loren" and *poof!* she's gone.

The second says, "I want-a to be Madonna" and *poof!* she's gone.

The third says, "I want-a to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

"Sara Pipalini" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

He reads the paper and starts laughing.

He hands it back to her and says.....

No Sister, this says 'Sahara Pipeline' laid by 1,900 men in 6 months .....











I'll get me coat......:P

[electricsheep]

[rockhopper]

Blimey, thats an old one. I first heard it on "Round the Horn" with Kenneth Williams in about 1950 something i would guess.

[swannymere]

Originally posted by rockhopper
Blimey, thats an old one. I first heard it on "Round the Horn" with Kenneth Williams in about 1950 something i would guess.

I would think that when you are really old,you would have heard most jokes,give us youngsters a chance though:P

[rockhopper]

When i get really old i won't remember it from the first time around! I'll only need to own one book as well!

I'd just like to add that i didn't hear the original broadcast!

[guest1]

Too old to even hear it when it was first broadcast?

[guest1]

Alright, here's another old one for the oldies and a new one for the youngsters:
Boy walks into chemist to buy condoms for the first time in his life.
Boy: "I'd like a packet of condoms please"
Chemist:"Certainly sir, what number pack"
Boy:"What number?"
Chemist:"You can have a 3 pack, a 6 pack or a 12 pack"
Boy:"Well, what's the difference?"
Chemist:"Well, a 3 pack is for when you're courting - once on friday, once on saturday and once on sunday. A 6 pack is for when you're engaged - twice on friday, twice on saturday and twice on sunday. And a 12 pack is for when you're married - once in january, once in february, once in march......"