It\'ll be Friday in a few minutes so......... 
  Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms 
 
 and kept the same tag-line...
 
 
 
 Sainsbury Condoms  - making life taste better
 
 Tesco Condoms -  every little helps
 
 Nike Condoms -  Just do it.
 
 Peugeot Condoms -  The ride of your life.
 
 Galaxy Condoms -  Why have rubber when you can have silk.
 
 KFC Condoms -  Finger licking good.
 
 Minstrels Condoms  -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
 
 Safeway Condoms -  Lightening the load.
 
 Abbey National  condoms - because life is complicated enough.
 
 Coca Cola condoms  - The real thing.
 
 Ever Ready  condoms - keep going and going.
 
 Pringles condoms  - once you pop, you cant stop
 
 Burger King  Condoms - Home of the whopper
 
 Goodyear Condoms  - for a longer ride go wide
 
 FCUK condoms - no  comment required.
 
 Muller light  condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
 
 Halfords condoms  - we go the extra mile.
 
 Royal Mail  condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
 
 Andrex condoms -  Soft, strong and very very long 
 
 Renault condoms -  size really does matter!
 
 Ronseal condoms -  does exactly what it says on the tin
 
 Ronseal  quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
 
 Domestos condoms  - gets right under the rim!!! (Please) 
 
 Heineken condoms  - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
 
 Carlsberg condoms  - probably the best condom in the world
 
 AA Condoms - for  the 4th emergency service
 
 Pepperami condoms  - it's a bit of an animal
 
 Polo condoms -  the condom with the hole
 
 The Manchester  United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls apart.
 
 
 
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