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[Rushjob]

[nelly]

[AK]

who is Dave?

[ath748]

Dave's not here.

[BDG]

Have you heard that the Irish government have banned all Hen Nights because of bird flu

[sparkin]

Originally posted by BDG
Have you heard that the Irish government have banned all Hen Nights because of bird flu

[guest1]

Two mates talking in pub.
First "Don't know what to do at home, the place is full of mice. I've tried traps, I've tried airgun, I've tried poison. Just can't get rid of 'em"
Second "Have you tried putting broken glass in their holes"
First "I can't even catch 'em"