Puts hairs on your chest! Oh, I seem to have drunk quite a bit over the years ....
and it makes your sideburns grow to an extremely strange size to
Now listen here you!
I've shaved them off! And the beard - the whole went for the job interview on Friday. Well apart from the bit under my bottom lip ... but otherwise I actually looked like I knew what I was talking about when I put a suit on. Fortuantely no-one recognised me.