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Originally posted by Jools Quote: Originally posted by Ian Harris My guess is a mentally deficient premiership footballer or a fading ex-glam rock star. | Hmmmm... 999 you say? Must be Garry Glitter then, since it can't be any more than 4 years old |

His name did come to mind when I first saw it (although it would clash terribly with the Bacofoil suits), but I thought he was currently banged up in Ho-Chi-Minh city, wondering whether the Vietnam relocation was really a good idea